I have shopped at Fry's before, but it's been a long time. I was reminded of a few things that are much different about Fry's than Walmart Market:
- Shoppers at Fry's are in no hurry. For example, there was a woman in the frozen foods department who spent close to five minutes trying to decide between two of the exact same brand and variety of pot pies. I know it was this long because she was blocking the doors of the frozen dinners I wanted to buy. Her dilemma it turned out: One row of the pot pies was slightly larger and 20 cents more than the other. That sort of thing happened all over the store. It's a leisurely stroll through the store kind of shopping experience... which sucks when we just wanted to get the stuff we normally do and jam on home to watch Bar Rescue.
- They have a bunch of merchandise at Fry's other than food. That's helpful I suppose if you need kitchen related stuff in addition to food, but it takes much longer to get through the store and the aisles are narrower in Fry's as a result.
- Fry's has an organic foods section. Who needs that?
- Prices are higher.
- My cart had a limp.
In the end, I still got food for the week and didn't die from the experience. It was fun to go someplace different, but I still prefer Walmart Neighborhood Market.
Candy Cane cookies. It must be the holiday season. |
Donut House Chocolate Glazed Donut coffee This is truly a marvel of modern technology: Putting donut flavor into the coffee. I love how the window behind the woman's head on the box says "Nut House" |
Hershey's, Almond Joy, Mounds pudding. This totally looks like an invention created by a stoner. |
Fat Boy Ice Cream Sandwiches. They're "thick and creamy". Sounds like a date I've had. |
I bought the A&W root beer float ice cream topper. It's freakin' amazing. |
Air Wick Cinnabon. My bathroom now smells like the food court at the mall after I take a dump. |
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like masking your poo odor with frosted vanilla cupcake delight air freshener. |
I know that "Frozen" movie is all the rage, but it seems like Pillsbury is trying waaaay to hard with this cookie dough. |
Olive buffet at Fry's. This would move up to the level of awesome if it was next to a martini buffet. |