Girl 1: "Oh no, the jets stopped."
Girl 2: "I'll turn them back on."
Girl 1: "Wow, you have a really nice ass."
Girl 2: "These pants really help, don't they?"
Girl 1: "I need to find ass helping pants like those."
Girl 2: "We'll go shopping this week and I'll show you where I got them."
Girl 1: "I'll get my mom's credit card. I need some ass helping pants really bad."
This is not a conversation you usually hear between guys. I also learned that there's such a thing as "ass helping pants".
I'm going to save up some money to buy myself a pair. They sound amazing.
The hot tub (a photo I shot a few months ago during the winter... which explains the steam). This is where the ass helping pants were located tonight. |