I'm going to state this at the beginning of this post: It's not what you think.
My drive to work today included rolling by the under construction Quik Trip on Kolb just east of Tanque Verde. I glanced over and saw a truck with a boom on the top putting up the canopied cover over where the gas tanks are going to be. On the side of the boom it said "Tommy's Erection".
Huh?
A little Google search confirmed what I thought. Tommy's Erection is a company that erects things like the canopy at that Quik Trip. I would have been late if I had stopped and taken a picture of the truck so you'll have to take my word for it that is what was on the side of the boom.
I think its a tee-hee moment to think that someone would, on purpose, name their company Tommy's Erection. Tommy's Erection doesn't have a website so Tommy's Erection can't be very big. But, I have to say that Tommy's Erection was working very hard when I spotted Tommy's Erection.
I can imagine the phone conversations at that business. "Hello, Tommy's Erection. Yes, we do erections. Is that a difficult place to get to? That might be a hard erection."
If you want something that's laying down put up then call Tommy's Erection.